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Tales From The Shi* Episode 41

This episode features 3 new poop articles featuring broken toilet causes spacex to use diapers, a woman pooping herself in the middle of a marathon, and tapeworms found in man's brain decades later. Poop topics include creating a fart booth after a shower, still having doodie after a shower, too much bacon lead to greasy anal leakage, leaving just on time at night to take two painful dumps, too much meat and cheese lead to brutal Mozzarella farts, accidentally leaving a baby wipe in me and coming home later to find blood in it, taking two big dumps from a giant slice of pizza, farting 3 times and my dad walks right into it, breaking my poop water bucket, using bigger trash bags for my poop bag, and still grateful for the box of wipes even though 800 isn't enough. This is the best poop show on earth!

Tales From The Shi* Episode 40:

This episode features 5 new poop articles including women poop while giving birth, police search for a man who took dirty diapers from a daycare, tattoo artist set fire from fat girls fat, a man was covered in poop after passing plane dump toilet waste, and man dies after friend pumps air in his rectum. Poop topics include big chocolate chip cookies causing bigger dumps, pooping on my butt cheeks from raisin brain and chocolate milk, two big meal days which lead to chunky smelly dumps, an idea for an product that gets rid of poop finger and I finally started eating beans and corn again!

Tales From The Shi* Episode 39:

This episode features the poop topics of accused gas passer goes free, disgusting man poops on pizza rolls in a supermarket and woman gets it on her hands, man accused of breaking into a home to steal a pooper scooper, and man ejaculates from anus and urinates feces. Poop topics include pooping where nothing is in the bowl, pooping myself on my kitchen deck at night, my dad pooping himself before he goes to work and didn't have time to shower, eating way too much taco bell and pooping all day, expired chicken caused my butt to burn bad, Halal food smells the same as it comes out, bad cheesesteak and chipotle bowl caused me to poop all day, getting poop on your hands after a shower, getting poop on your hands two days in a row, almond joy almond candy caused me to poop all day, and screaming why does my life revolve around my poop as I'm pooping! This show is too literal, It's TFTS!

Tales From The Shi* Episode 38:

This episode features a new poop article where 3 brothers died from a manure pit. Poop topics include cheap toilet paper burning your ace hole, pooping in hot stalls, accidentally thinking you're muted and people can hear your poop noises on live stream, my local target running out of wipes, 75% alcohol wipes burned my ace hole real bad, using hand sanitizer and having a flaming ace hole, stale oreo's turned my poop black, and burger king's spicy chicken made me poop bits. This show is too graphic and pacific.

Tales From The Shi* Episode 37:

This episode features the poop articles of NBC canceling a show for a diarrhea outbreak and finding something special in dinosaur poop. Poop topics include bird poop on my car every day, Kurt Russell brings up the diaper genie, taking a dump before you eat then going right back to eating, pooping with your shirt off, Pete calls in to bring up pooping at the beach, spicy little dumps, injuring your poop poking finger makes life terrible, smores gives me rich and mudy dumps, luckily getting the only stall in a public bathroom, and being afraid to poop on a plane. This is your favorite show about poop TFTS!

Tales From The Shi* Episode 36:

This episode features two poop articles where a man gets flammable deodorant stuck in his rectum and a man steals a bunch of toilet seats. Two new embarrassing poop stories involving my dad pooping where the roofies can see and the internet guy see's and smells my poop bag. Poop topics include bleeding out my bum after the last episode, my dad walks right into one of my raisin brain farts, making a 9 inch log from too much bread and meat, why Summertime is the worst for pooping, Wawa's spicy burger caused a meat loaf dump, throwing out two poop bags in one day, and making a wish from a long butt hole hair. This is pants down the best show about poop!

Tales From The Shi* Episode 35:

This episode features 4 poop articles of a man arrested at Kid Rock's bar, man building a poop wall in a neighbor dispute, do cats butts really touch all surfaces? and a who flushed supreme court investigation. Topics include almost pooping myself eating Chinese food, taking 5 dumps in a day, eating KFC twice in one day causes thick rich creamy dumps, my poop stunk so bad a mouse ran over my foot, pooping a stringy dump, using a toilet brush to clean up a chunky rich dump stuck to the bowl, taking 7 dumps in one day, and Bill Miller tells us a story of a crazy man near a nightclub. It's TFTS! See you folks next month!