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Tales From The Shi* Episode 64:

This episode includes poop articles of a woman getting a box of giraffe poop taken away at an airport, heimscheisses is a German word for someone who can't poop outside their home, and easyjet flight cancelled after someone pooped on the airplane bathroom floor. Poop topics include not pooping all day from a MCD meal and the next day filling the bowl of with coco puffs. Most nights when I drive back from someone I realize I have to poop most of the time. Making it home to poop from an open mic after eating greasy buffalo wings all day. Almost pooping myself in the kitchen from a spicy chicken platter and chocolate. Dropping a long curvy log from eating chocolate and fast food all day. Pooping 4 times in a day from 4 meals and 2 were in the am. It's TFTS you jerks!

Tales From The Shi* Episode 63

This episode features 3 poop articles of a farmer spraying protesters with a poop tank, couple demands refund for sitting next to farting and drooling dog on plane, and we find out does the 7 second poop method work? Poop topics include taking 2 explosive dumps in Target from fast food. Almost sharting at home from eating a big meal, two dumps on a live stream in the city, the next night staying in from too much grease and thank god I did. Folks, it's TFTS!

Tales From The Shi* Episode 62:

This episode features 2 poop articles of too much dog poop in Washington and 57 swimmers get diarrhea at a triathalon. New poop topics include taking a poop on live stream and no one comes in the bathroom. Try not to think about it, does that work? Trying the KFC spicy chicken sandwich, taking 2 poops at a comedy open mic and water leaks underneath the toilet. Almost pooping myself at home from eating ice cream and whipped cream. Eating a whole medium pizza at this open mic, making it home and taking 3 big dumps the next day. It's TFTS!

Tales From The Sh*t Episode 61:

This episode includes 4 poop articles featuring Florida officers are accused of jailing their son over potty training, sewer truck spill covers cars in poop, Joe Jonas poops his white pants on stage live, and a tractor trailer flips spilling loads of chicken poop. Poop topics include putting peppers on a sandwich to help poop, a long vile poop story where I poop in my car twice, pooping 3 times at a comedy open mic, and taking peptol bismol from my butt hole burning from hot wings. It's TFTS!

Tales From The Shi*t Episode 60:

This episode features two new poop articles where a man gets fired for spending 6 hours in a bathroom at work all day and a woman poops on a dead man's face. New poop topics include taking two small dumps at two different places in old city. Taking a poop in the backseat of my dad's van while cars go by. Dropping a poop in a Target bathroom and no one comes in at all. My dad poops in a plastic bag at a busy turn light. Eating wings twice in one day then as soon as I leave a open mic I have to poop and just making it to a Wawa. Trying the new flaming hot Ruffles chips which leads to a spicy painful dump. We end the show with a puppet poop parody sent by Constanza himself.

Tales From The Shi* Episode 59:

This episode features 5 new poop articles prankster sent students to hospital using fart spray, woman claims neighbors defecate in buckets, South Carolina high school threatens to remove toilet paper, Starbucks new olive oil coffee is making people poop a lot, and physical therapist tips for people who can't poop on vacation. Poop topics include I've been eating more steaks and they make my poop dark. Eating 3 meals and barely making it home to make 3 big stinky chunk dumps. Taking a poop in a nasty porty potty, and putting too much paprika on my steak which lead to a red burning poop.

Tales From The Shi* Episode 58

This episode includes 2 poop articles and 3 movie clips that interrupted the stream. Poop topics include barely making it home to poop but making it to a Wawa. Flaming hot ranch doritos burned my butt and gave me the runs. Undercooked cheesesteak and cheese fries gives me stinky dumps. Ever take one of those dumps where your poop is all broken in pieces? And throwing out a 2 week trash bag filled with used wipes and toilet paper.